Dr. Samuel Nelson

In regard to this email received by moose:

Dear Friend,

We want to transfer to overseas {$18,000,000] Eighteen Million United States dollars from Eco International Bank Nig Plc.

During the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in an account opened with our Bank in 2000 and since 2002 nobody has operated on this account again, after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died, Engr. Anthony Hamill a Manager with an oil firm in Nigeria, without a heir. 

You should forward the following information: Your telephone/fax numbers and your Residential address, which is also needed. You will have to give me the assurance that when we meet, this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing and disbursement of the fund.

Yours faithfully, Dr. Samuel Nelson

I am moose. I live in woods.

You strange doctor man from Nigeria. You own bank. I have no bank. I need no bank. I am moose. I put my trust in no man.

Big industrialist leaves no will? No heirs? No hairs, maybe. But no heirs?

Dr. Nelson strange. Very strange. Real doctor? Maybe. Maybe has no hairs. Maybe jealous of moose hairs. Maybe.